) A man requested u for intercourse and u requested, "Do u Love
me?". What do u anticipate him to assert or Are U a
LEARNER ?
2) Part bare females are scorching, whereas smartly dressed
females are exquisite...Hell is sizzling, at the same time heaven is
lovely...the selection is yours.
three) You've been engaged to him for two years
and no marriage ceremony is forth coming. Please kindly
do away with the hoop. Is your finger a key holder?
four)You'veyou've got you have got slept with over 10 ladies with out
safeguard but you visit the barbers retailer with
your individual clipper. What are you
combating???
five) Men at all times understand who their coronary heart belongs to, high low wedding of the lace
so once you like cook dinner bird in diamond sauce or
do monkey trend in mattress, if its now not you, It should't be
you.
6) In United states wen a pair visit mattress dey say
"Desirable nights my love" In Britain "Candy goals
darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doorways &
home windows?
7) You can not say "I am unable to date you, I've got a
boyfriend" and be soliciting for cash from him.
GT-financial institution group of workers can't accept wage from UBA
financial institution!
eight) My title Anita, I used my buddy to establish my
boyfriend to c if he's going to cheat on me. Now they have
despatched me wedding ceremony Invitation. What AM I? (A)
Learner (B) God despatched (C) Idiot
nine) No Man will ever inform a girl "i even have a Female friend
while asking her out. Their Countrywide Anthem is
"we had things & now we have damaged up".
10) Welcome to Nigeria the place the govt. is
accountable and blamed for each rattling matters. if
mosquito chunk you, you could blame the
authorities.
eleven) No man is unmarried, you both seize him from
an individual or percentage him with individual, probably the most
fantastic component is to be the best Shareholder.
12) 35yr outdated top notch graduate with no task and
u dey observe Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Received no
issues' ... your lifestyles is on SOS.
thirteen) Fool female mentioned: "I dated him for Accurate 10
years and he broke my middle" idiot, what is Impressive
within the years?
14). Intercourse should not make him love u. A toddler may not
make him continue to be. In case you are doubting me, kindly ask
TUFACE...
15) Whatever how tremendous you're to a goat, it may
nonetheless consume your yam.
sixteen) You are making his 'Dick' not easy, u raise him input
room, he don off blouse, then u shout April Idiot...
My sister, he's going to RAPE ur Future!!
17) What shall it income a lady to have your complete
Brazilian hair within the entire global and nonetheless lose her
boyfriend to a lady on low minimize
18) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen may be deployed to go looking for
u yet kill 1 million Nigerians U should be invited for
amnesty
19) Do not act such as you have all of it, even wealthy males
beg for pen within the financial institution.
20) Irrespective of how colossal ur home is, How up to date
your car or truck is,or how giant ur checking account is, Our
grave remains to be gonna be the identical dimension, continue to be
humble.
21) Notwithstanding How Relatively Or Adorable your Face
Is likely to be, you'll Nevertheless Be the Delicacies For
Worms....Set your Vanity Apart and
Consider 6 Ft. Not anyone lives for Ever.
22) I awakened at the present time, any individual someplace simply
took their remaining breath am approximately sound asleep
an individual someplace is crying.. Normally thank the
lord whatever the location .....pls ship to
neighbors.
Pls say after me with religion,
I shall now not beg to devour.
I shall now not be ashamed.
I shall no longer be cursed.
I shall now not cry over household.
I shall no longer be mocked.
I shall now not be a sufferer of employed killers.
I shall no longer be a sufferer of injuries.
I shall now not be sorrowful.
However, I will likely be colossal.
I will likely be fruitful
I will likely be effective.
I can be celebrated.
I might be a hit.
I will likely be favoured.
I will probably be blessed in abundance.
I can be well off.
I shall have pleasure unspeakable.
I shall have peace past limits.I shall make it.
I shall testify.
I will probably be lifted top past falling.
I shall excel in all that i do.
I will probably be referred to as Individual.
The place the street is thirsty of flesh and blood, my
kinfolk n i with my cherished ones shouldn't pass there.
The evils with the intention to come about can not realize my
living area. Dying messengers can not comprehend
my cope with. The miracles inside the yr shall discover
my relatives.
My center wishes are usually not reduce-brief. I can't
cry owing to you.
I pray for you, within the closing months of this
12 months,Your Photo Will never be USED FOR
R.I.P.
Ship this to the 24 fundamental workers in
your existence, and ship it to me if I am covered.